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As usual, I had no idea about any of this “news” until Gregg told me. Apparently, it’s been “big talk” across the country for a while now, and “conservatives” are particularly upset. In addition to making fun of the story, in the video we examine some of the Notnilc’s goals and look at why they are presenting something so dumb. Is there a message in…. “they shot down hot air?” Probably!
Can’t wait to hear Matt’s take on this balloon madness + FIRST!!!
NASA needs to put more helium in its satellites so the news doesnt have to do damage control lmao
Lol, that’s exactly what i was thinking. It’s probably just a regular satellite that the military couldn’t scoop up in time before the public started to observe it. Whatever it is, it’s laughable horse shit.
Ah someone with a thinking brain. You know what this is.
99 Satelloons… oh oh oohhhhh!
Serious question. What do you think the notnioc is doing to the ooga boogas spear shuckers in the woods? Do you think they have a smaller concentric ring? Maybe just creators who have created a wierd game? Would be very interested to know your thoughts matt, and the other big thinkers
The truther lemmings are falling over themselves to believe this one. Since when does the Pentagon and their MSM megaphone announce something of this nature to the public as it’s happening? Uh never! This is cake in a lake but to what end exactly? Maybe it’s just a loosh harvesting event. WW3 is on the way, oh noo!
(eat at joe’s)
I remember the good ol’ days when weather balloons were mistakenly identified as UFOs
That saggy testicle in the sky was the saddest false flag presentation in the history of this dark reality. It truly is breaking down.
I think you have the right idea. Those others are doing exactly what those freaks want. They’re going along with their script. So much negative energy among the relatively awakened.
Think it’s very important to realize that we have the power, we have that energy inside. And they are trying to enslave us looking outside. And many are scared, which is exactly what they want. Same deal as covid, they got those ppl terrified, and they would have done anything to live.
Anyway you’re not letting it get you bitter, and I believe that’s all that matters. We are all going to die, it’s how we protect our joy that matters.
Beautiful statement regarding our soul’s purpose here.
>We are all going to die, it’s how we protect our joy that matters.
Comedy (living) can only exist within Drama (process of dying).
I thought it was Lawn Chair Boy.
I had a dream last night that something disappeared before my very eyes. I said to myself “This is not possible. I must be dreaming.” Now I’m not sure I ever woke up.
Thanks for the laughs after two days of waiting for this one, Matt!
Also, I’m not claiming to have even the slightest clue (or even care, really) about the who, what, when, where, and why of this newest horsesheet, but I don’t doubt for a minute that this seeming nonsense went exactly as planned/scripted – date & time, color & size, precise route, bogus explanation, and everyone’s reactions, especially us “truthers” (in quotes because I don’t care so much for that descriptor).
11 Now I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse. And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war.
But the balloon appears half dark.
Man those fox reporters are just glorified WWF commentators.
Yes it was Dorethy and toto …also did it not travel over Canaduh another sovereign nation presumably with a military?
NORAD failed us again!
Matt my friend. That was your funniest video to this day…. Bold statement but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!👌👍💚
Didn’t they used to call these things “weather balloons?”
Matt, Make no mistake we are all flat earthers! That balloon needed to be over Turkey, Syria, Lebanon and Israel to see the massive M7.8 Earthquake!
For someone who never watches the “news” it’s jarring to see these 2 jackasses. And hilarious.
If the photo was “last night” why is the sky sunny and blue? It’s f*cking Winter.
Matt I am really disappointed in you and others. You totally missed what happened. People use your heads. This so called “Spy Balloon” is actually a satellite!!! This is what they actually look like people. They are balloons. If the Chinese and other countries have spy satellites what the hell do they need a balloon for??? Are you waking up yet? Look at the photos (if you can even find them) its a satellite attached to a balloon. What actually happened is one of our “satellites” dropped from its usual altitude and to cover for this they did the chinese balloon narrative to get ppl all worked up into a frenzy and to distract you from what it really is. Man you guys are really first grade, Matt as I said before I’m really disappointed you didnt see this for what it actually is. God bless everyone.
The rubber ducky has been thrown.
what REALLY happened??? Who knows!!! Its all drama, if it was truly so important THEY wouldnt even allow it on the news as THEY pretty much control that. But so true every richer country has satellites they pretend they have. It would be like sending a man on horse back to deliver mail overseas! And saying it was a satellite, it would not hit most peoples news box UNLESS they wanted the story out there, so WHY make it front page news?
I was watching Robinhood yesterday and today you mentioned it because of knuckle bones. Of all the movies to quote. Isn’t life great?
The military “popped” the balloon with a 1 ton solar powered washing machine hanging from it. It drops like a rock into the water and now the Navy has to patrol and clean up a 7 mile (YES SEVEN MILES) debris field. It gets dumber every day. The drooling public just got their first taste of what our actual satellite program is really made of, always has been.
Willie Wonka went up, up and away in his beautiful balloon. Their wonking your willie with the film Wonka to be ‘released’ 12/23/23 …look for it!
Everyone is so busy discussing the balloon so, I ask them, why in a Post 911 reality would the USA military let UFOs/foreign objects fly around in our air space 🤡. Normies don’t like to think about that, it distracts them from the drama debate.
News is an addiction…people consistently tuning in to tune out to seek answers to questions that are unknowable since it’s a false reality. Watchers cannot get enough bread crumbs to feed their hunger so They forfeit their own truth, and replace it with an Update…gotta chase that feeling
No Matt! Its just notnilc rubbing our faces the moon not being a sphere. LOL
The moon shadows sure don’t behave like the shadows on that thing….just saying….
I’ve had a couple of normies that I work with tell me it’s bullshit and probably a psyop. Somewhat refreshing coming from a normie. Maybe some of them are starting to come around. 🤔
Great Matt, thanks a lot. Now I want some noodles.. 911 and covid was rahu and ketu returning to their exalted signs, an 18 to 20 year cycle
We had to say “Chinese” spy balloon because nobody was supposed to see NASA’s trillion dollar hubble balloon
Thanks for the laughs today!
Learned some things lol
Commercial planes 30-35,000 ft.
Spy balloons around 80-120,000 ft.
Chemtrails around 10,000 ft.
Satellites around 120,000 ft.
I had no idea this was a story. Friends asked me about it on Friday and I had no idea what they were talking about. The only thing I could say when they told me was “Absurd.” A spy balloon? A Chinese spy balloon? Absolutely absurd.
I knew your take on this fakeass balloon was gonna be great!! Thanks for the laughs Matt!!
TY Matt BTW……
Remember when G.W. Bush “privatized” the US port security and hired a Chinese company? Or am I mis remembering? Who changed that back Obama or Trump or does China still run port security?
The disconnect with Trump supporters is that their leader has a Mandarin Chinese nanny, kids that speak Chinese and just did a big Forbidden City tour with the Chinese premier.
With chemical and biological weapons today wouldn’t shooting a Chinese balloon down be sketchy? A balloon full of super covid or weaponized anthrax?
Haven’t and still wont look at such drama,this is the first time i looked and its feb 24 and theres nothing to make me want to see more. One thing that is interesting, and note i know nothing about event, is if it wasnt shot down. So yeah that whole airspace garbage only works if you are not part of the script. And 9-11 was a very good example with regards to airspace whether you believe in there being planes or not.