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I didn’t intend for most of the video to be about the ISS, but once I started covering the “breaking news” from NASA, well… one thing lead to another. I don’t think I have talked about the ISS for years. Other CNN “headlines” are covered in the back half of the video. You may notice that my mood improves as the video gets longer! It’s nice knowing you guys are out there.
Come on Matt, you know we got a frying pan and fancy mattress from NASA, that has to be two trillion dollars well spent?
Don’t forget velcro and betadine. And the big hair calender.
It goes without saying, at the risk of getting an award, if you can have giant frizzy hair on women, then they could also have giant, epic bearded guys on board with rockstar hair. Just sayin’
The fact that they always show women with wild hair is just ridiculous. There’s no way they would allow this, at the very least they would require it in a ponytail or a bun with a hat. Hair falls and breaks off constantly and it seems like we would see little pieces floating around before they made Their way to an air vent. There’s a reason why people have to wear hairnets in restaurants. It’s absolutely ridiculous. The only reason they do this is to pretend, “see look my hair is wild because of no gravitation”. So dumb.
Was in one of those moods too when I got up, just thinking about how sadly crazy folks around me seem to be getting. I think this place is simply too much for them to even begin to comprehend, but some of it is seeping into their world now. Thanks for another great video Matt. Your Freevoice videos have become a cozy replacement for the Sunday dinners at Grandma and Grandpa’s decades ago. Thanks for giving us a place that feels like home. <3 Big hugs to you all!
What are the chances? Actors/Astro-nots that look like Harris/Walz, stranded in space, by Boeing, the week of the DNC, the day after they announced they’re going to be whistleblowers
Ain’t nobody go up invthe sky…they go down in a pool, and play the normies for fools. Or they be in front of a green screen grabbing at objects unseen.
Awesome. Hilarious. So hard to breath.
Space gave us general Mills space food sticks and Tang, stop hating.
Im sure they can still order grubhub and ubereats wherever they are.
In all fairness I have coached nationally ranked high school football teams and played for the like but I’m in no way bragging, “pootie tang’ warning, I could take a couple of my second grade PE students and teach them to be better break dancers than raygun WTLF 🙂
Blessings everyone, armor on.
Matt is one of a few sane voices among billions of brainwashed zombie lunatics. “Did you hear that random family member?” Listen to your cousin he will save you a lot of time and effort. Or don’t…… Be blessed either way random family member,be blessed. ghee-sh
Matt, clearly they ran “lifelines” out there. Like that questionable friend that arrives in an RV that looks like that masterpiece from Christmas Vacation. You don’t dare say anything and hope they don’t ask. Sure enough they do. “I just need to park this for a few days…” 8 months later, have too many extension cords ran out to the pile and they have your wifi password as well. 🤪 What I am getting at is, Matt, you’re not accounting for their back up air, water and name brand Ramen Noodles. Clearly they are in space just scared they won’t be brought back home. 😅
Appreciate this, Matt. Thank you.
“We are going to Mars!” “Woo!” “We need to make laws for space if I am to go, though. For humanity’s sake. Is the lawn chair secured on the IKEA ship wrapped in Dollar Tree tin foil?!” 👩🚀🚀
Kamala attempts to say “scrumpdidlioumptous” while removing her kneepads. 🌝
Nitinol metal. Nitinol wires are used in braces and nobody can really explain where it came from. The wires held shape but bent like a rubber band. Compliments of NASA, y’all!
🤣🤣🤣of course ” June 6th” 🤣🤣🤣 these idiots
Who changed the English language overnight when we weren’t looking I am laughing so hard I’m crying while I’m driving!!!
Hey Matt, thanks for everything! I reciprocate the sentiment! Indeed, I find solace in knowing you’re out there making fun of notnilC! It helps for motivation towards putting the effort into part II: the wirk!
I started watching this at 1130pm. Thanks for the nightmare fuel before bed.
Another great Sunday vid Mat, but sorry man call it Notnilc winning but yeah, I truly don’t care about anything of whatever % of real or crisis actor war is going on over there, yes sucks that people have to suffer but when I go to the fking grocery store and put 9-11 items on the belt and the bill comes out to $66.66 I could give 2 shits of what’s going on in Sand Land. But yeah Notnilc has jaded me. I’m starting to think Notnilc is undefeated.
Matt, what about the huge direct truth bomb I sent you from Werner von Braun about the “Apollo 11 astronauts being actors in the greatest show on Earth”? That was huge, not even cryptic, but very overt! I sent you the clip 5 times already. Why aren’t you mentioning it? Instead you are mentioning obscure things like sports. I don’t get it. Illogical.