This is Fantasy Island Reality Episode #2, which is mostly making fun of the absurdity that is passed off to people as legitimate news. I wait with tremendous anticipation for the Queen’s funeral tomorrow, where I will apply Bennie Hill scenarios to what is on screen, so I can stomach what I’m watching. I’ll tune in to it, so you don’t have to! 

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Esteban >>"I"
Esteban >>"I"
1 year ago

the plane the plane

Jon McIntyre
Jon McIntyre
1 year ago
Reply to  Esteban >>"I"

Saturday night right after Love Boat.

C B
C B
1 year ago
John Senior
John Senior
1 year ago
Reply to  C B

Matt lets this pass with jokes about the Transpocopoco army who are obsessed with proving that Gal Gadot was a boy. But who cares about Hollywood nonsense when they are clearly attacking the kids and warping way too many young minds? Maybe if the Notnilc attacked cats with the next virus he’d be able to empathize with parents way more than he does now.

Van B
Van B
1 year ago
Reply to  John Senior

You could say its an attack on humanity really. Can you empathize with life in its lowest and highest form? Id argue humanity is just that, the ability to empathize with all of creation. I agree the system goes after the children, as it does anyone else. Animals aren’t excluded, and nature itself isn’t excluded. Cats, dogs, rodents and primates all tested on inhumanely and live short lives of fear and suffering. Hows does a planet of billions of people always have meat? (Lets leave the conspiracy out of it) Billions of animals are born to be killed within a few years. Ecosystems destroyed because of cities and other interventions. Rainforests destroyed for lumber. The oceans ecosystem being destroyed by mass/commercial fishing. Anything natural you can think of is under attack. This is all about a hell of a lot more than focusing on the transpacific railway army.

Last edited 1 year ago by Van B
William Lodderhose
William Lodderhose
1 year ago

The Royal Family gets those medals from Cracker Jack boxes.
The Queen’s body (in state of smell) has to be quite rank by now.

Last edited 1 year ago by William Lodderhose
Jeremiah Shine
Jeremiah Shine
1 year ago

I here she was pickled in gin by time she was 50. badah dum. tsh

William Lodderhose
William Lodderhose
1 year ago
Reply to  Jeremiah Shine

lol

Jeremiah Shine
Jeremiah Shine
1 year ago
Reply to  Jeremiah Shine

dang autocorrect.

Justhere Forthefood
Justhere Forthefood
1 year ago

LOL I’m with Matt, I don’t feel the need to have the sensitivity I normally would. I’m gonna shut up now because I talked way too much in the last one. I might sit a few out. Hope Sigh is doing okay.

BOD BNAIRD
BOD BNAIRD
1 year ago

never shut up……… <3
your point is valid.
thats your brainwashing that tells you to behave and shut up
shout from the rooftops…..x

Justhere Forthefood
Justhere Forthefood
1 year ago
Reply to  BOD BNAIRD

Awwwwww shucks. You’re sweet but I don’t want anyone to feel I am being overbearing so I am standing down for now.

William Lodderhose
William Lodderhose
1 year ago

Sigh and I emailed this week, she’s fine, yet busy.

sigh inara
sigh inara
1 year ago

thank you so much for thinking of me! I’ve found I feel generally better when I extricate myself from the web…but if you’d like to say hello via email (just ask Matt or Rob for mine) I’d be happy to say hello back 🙂

Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon
1 year ago

Short comment: Funny and intelligent, very well done as usual Matt.
Deeper comment: I have sent you videos and information that I have no doubt were either intentionally or unintentionally scoffed at or blown off from the intellectual viewpoint of something along the lines of, “these are simple “first grade” perspectives and not worth serious consideration as I am so far past this type of information it’s almost laughable” or “this is religious man made and NOTNILC driven system fed information meant to keep me from self actualization and understanding”. Either way I would say that we are all fallen stars that are here as weird as that sounds and our Heavenly Father knew us from before the creation of this realm. We all chose to be here by way of IMHO being misled or tricked by the negative entities that fell in the Enochian account the watchers that have zero redemption with the temptation of experiencing any and all of the sinful lust filled soul degrading opportunities that this realm offers but are not in the spiritual form, to some degree 🙂 We chose to be here and we must chose salvation by way of the sinless Lamb “IMMANUEL” GOD with us. What is happening here is an absolute clown show and worse than a bad C movie and the predictability is bordering on absurd at this point. I am always sending positive energy and prayers up and out to everyone that The Lord our God puts in my path. Until we meet in person or in the sky, armor on everyone, blessings and love be upon each of you……

Jeff Hall
Jeff Hall
1 year ago

Hey Matt!

Gerald Griffin
Gerald Griffin
1 year ago

I wonder if they embalmed the queen or taxidermed her.

BOD BNAIRD
BOD BNAIRD
1 year ago
Reply to  Gerald Griffin

Avatar is dumped and soul is put in a new one.
we all just respawn.
cept they can control it im sure.

purrroudbeauty
purrroudbeauty
1 year ago
Reply to  Gerald Griffin

It’s a sliding scale, really.

Jon McIntyre
Jon McIntyre
1 year ago
Reply to  Gerald Griffin

They made “her” into some lizard skin boots.

Rachel V K
Rachel V K
1 year ago
Reply to  Gerald Griffin

Taxidermied would be so entertaining! 😂
I just deleted what I wrote. It was in poor taste. There’s a reason that people are not preserved that way. It’s only a husk, not the person.
I can’t believe I just said all that. I’m in a weird mood.

Gabriel McLoughlin
Gabriel McLoughlin
1 year ago

Probably the funniest video/podcast yet priceless,
But can somebody please tell me, How does Freddie Mercury have to lie in state, I’m so confused?
Cheers Gabriel ☀️ 👣

Jeremiah Shine
Jeremiah Shine
1 year ago

I just watched half of a documentary (listened to, at any rate) on the post peace treaty with Britain Irish Civil War. The IRA and the self-appointed new British-backed Republican government. So blatantly evil.

Brad B
Brad B
1 year ago

A lot of truthers think the queen has been dead for some time. I want to offer another option. Perhaps she had dementia or was on a ventilator being kept alive by blood transfusion and organ transplant or who knows what frabkenstien/dracula “medicine” for YEARS even. I will say the recent queen looked a LOT different than before and here the big one, she was always SMILING. Walking around beaming at the normal people. Not a trait the “real” queen suffered from smilling at anyone and everyone. She generally looked miserable. So i said that to say i think its good odds the real queen was in sick bed dying from some illness which only old evil people usualy suffer from and when she finaly died after all the frankenstien madness than ya get what we see now. We know these creatures fear death so she probably told her doctors YOU KEEP ME ALIVE. Better me cling on than face the almighy. Makes no sense for a woman to rule a christan or abramhamic nation anyways, which nobody seems to have noticed. I cant imagine a man leading england making things worse than some batshit old crone, but hey im not juding her soul. I cant and wont. Its just my speculation.
Thanks matt for the commentary vid.

Lee Henderson
Lee Henderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Brad B

Yeah, I noticed that they must have been using a double of the Queen for a long time now, I think that they were holding off because a regency might have made them look weak or they needed to wait until it was a good time to use it as a distraction event like bin ladens capture.

thea leblanc
thea leblanc
1 year ago

So funny,Matt!! I’m glad you guys straightened it out. The people of the queens English are suffering in the grammar department.

Joe Mama
Joe Mama
1 year ago

How and why so many are mourning the death of that mass murdering, satanic pedophile called the queen, is beyond me.

ed COHEN
ed COHEN
1 year ago
Reply to  Joe Mama

It’s a joo thang. All spectacle is machinated by the joos. Even if the monarchy comes to an end, not that it ever will, it would be planned and executed by the joos.

Van B
Van B
1 year ago
Reply to  Joe Mama

Its a breakdown.
All conspiracy aside this woman and her family reap the benefits of royalty while not being held accountable for any of their family’s atrocities across history. Of course it’s beyond any natural understanding. If history is what they say it is people across the world across the world would be celebrating this hags death like new years eve.

Lee Henderson
Lee Henderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Joe Mama

At least it’s an easy way to separate the boot licker and fools from intelligent society.

James Hawke
James Hawke
1 year ago

Tyranny is okay if your authority is only following health orders.

Joseph Joseph
Joseph Joseph
1 year ago

As to the Nasa IMAGE portion of your excellent video, the word “image” by definition does not mean photograph, it comes from the word imagination and does not mean photograph, we will never hear Nasa claiming to show us a photograph, they arent lying when the say image, people just dont know the meaning of words.

ed COHEN
ed COHEN
1 year ago
Reply to  Joseph Joseph

Photography has been antiquated for at least 20 years. Nobody uses film cameras anymore.

Van B
Van B
1 year ago
Reply to  ed COHEN

A photograph can be digital as well lol

Chuck Pal
Chuck Pal
1 year ago

Hybrid…exaccccctly

ian Davison
ian Davison
1 year ago

If the Indian woman is British why would she want reparations for India ?

Buzzed Aldrin
Buzzed Aldrin
1 year ago

Tom Brady was the model for the Rage against the machine album- Evil Empire. He is a big hit on Marxist vineyard, too.

John Senior
John Senior
1 year ago
Reply to  Buzzed Aldrin

Some times you conspiracy people just talk utter BS. Brady was a backup quarterback in his first years at Michigan when this album came out.

“The cover of Rage Against the Machine‘s album Evil Empire features a painting by Mel Ramos of a boy costumed as Crimebuster, with the letter on his chest changed to a lowercase”

Funnily enough the comic that the cover was based on has a He-She character. Weird that they were even pushing this to kids in the 40s.

“Chuck also tangles with a hermaphroditic serial killer named the He-She.”

John Senior
John Senior
1 year ago

Nothing to do with this video. I was just starting to read the latest comments and clicked on a YT link for Hans Zimmer’s Time to listen in the background. This warning came up:

The following content may contain suicide or self-harm topics.
Viewer discretion is advised. Learn more
I UNDERSTAND AND WISH TO PROCEED

It’s a video for a song with over 120 million views FFS. Is YouTube’s computer high on drugs or something?

Questions Stuff
Questions Stuff
1 year ago

Trader Freds underwear ….fffs lmao 🙂

Simon Milewczyk
Simon Milewczyk
1 year ago

I live in the UK and work as a carer for a couple who are devoutly religious and royalists. They were watching the live broadcast of the Queen’s coffin lying in state yesterday and when observing the staff guarding the coffin banging their staff on the floor as a sign to change guard, it brought to mind the ceremony scene at the orgy in Eyes Wide Shut where the person dressed in a black robe at the centre of the circle also does the same. Loosh fest also came to mind watching people walk round the coffin and it struck me that there was more chance Cthulthu or sacrificial corpses were in that box than Lizzie Lizard! As for any public appearances she may have made in recent months, ‘reality’ is a mesmerising CGI show, we just aren’t aware of how it’s manipulated to appear ‘real’

Simon Milewczyk
Simon Milewczyk
1 year ago

We English have the most retarded language, but Matt’s pronunciations of English towns was comedy gold! Sorry dude, I’m genuinely taking the piss out of my own language and not you buddy. Nottingham, yep it’s real but we don’t pronounce the h, more like Nottingam. Ruislip – roo slip (as in drunken Kangaroo loses balance and falls over) As for Leicester, think lester, as in mo lester..but enough already with the jokes about Prince Andrew 🙈

Last edited 1 year ago by Simon Milewczyk
Jeroen Jaquet
Jeroen Jaquet
1 year ago

“Nottingham? That place is real??” :’D
I learned about kings and queens through Disney way before I learned that I was actually living in an actual Monarchy and had the exact same reaction as Matt 🙂 Reality breakdown if there ever was one…

Ted Wyberanec
Ted Wyberanec
1 year ago

The medals on the king reminds me of the scene in Office Space when Jennifer Aniston is asked to wear more “flair” at Chotskie’s!

Van B
Van B
1 year ago

Queen Elizabeth II.. could the Roman numerals represent the towers? Maybe.
Is ‘Elizabeth’ 9 letters? Oh no, the reality is doing it again..

Neil Flagg
Neil Flagg
1 year ago

Bravo Matt, this was laugh out loud hilarious.

BOD BNAIRD
BOD BNAIRD
1 year ago

I live in England being held against our will from the British… England had no parliment until the British came apparently. Love the way you talk about parts of our country with your American view <3…ty

Vanessa Falaschi
Vanessa Falaschi
1 year ago

Love your work Matt. I especially like the bits where you try and pronounce British town and city names. Hilarious!

purrroudbeauty
purrroudbeauty
1 year ago

Matt, they ‘paused’ the apparently miles-long queue for some reason. But the British are SO fond of queues that they formed ANOTHER one for those waiting to get into the official queue. This is NO joke.

Keith Karlinski
Keith Karlinski
1 year ago

Tom Brady, lol, a walking script.

Thanks for keeping us up on the news, Matt!

William Burns
William Burns
1 year ago

If David Icke is right about royals being shape-shifting reptilians – The Loch Ness Monster is dead – long live the Loch Ness Monster…

Harry Gersack
Harry Gersack
1 year ago

Which word in: “I don’t watch TV” is confusing you?

Same funny moment: What is your mobile number? – I don’t have a mobile. – What mobile do you use then? – Erm, none.

M M
M M
1 year ago

“12 hamburgers is not enough to start a foundation of a new life on”

Jon McIntyre
Jon McIntyre
1 year ago

I thinkI did see ten seconds of the tv coverage of the queen in passing random TVs over the last several weeks.

Adam Rahn
Adam Rahn
1 year ago

“… like a mother to me”
Did that make anyone else think of MomCorp: Mom’s Friendly Robot Company?

Matthew Cattell
Matthew Cattell
1 year ago

Not sure why youtube needs AI when it apparently has so many robotic morons working for it. They all look like the famous meme of the exploding bespectacled liberal.

Winston Wu
Winston Wu
1 year ago

Matt, did you know that the late great Zen philosopher, Alan Watts, said that we are all in God’s dream or theatrical drama, and that according to him, after this reality is over, you and the creeps that run the Notnilc system that you expose, will all shake hands and say “Great game guys. Let’s do this again sometime.”? Do you think there’s any truth in that? Have you given any thought to it? His theory is probably based on Hinduism, so it may have merit since Hinduism is far more original and precedes the Bible right?

Winston Wu
Winston Wu
1 year ago

Matt et al, We did have a politician that was very likable back in 1968 with Robert F. Kennedy remember? He was running for President and about to win, but then conveniently the system took him out with a random assassin who killed him for no reason. How come when we actually have someone likable like RFK, he gets assassinated? What are the odds that the one we all like and want to get in gets shot by a random stranger for no reason??? How come the unlikable politicians/presidents like Bush or Obama don’t get assassinated by a random person for no reason? LOL. Is that a coincidence Matt or meant to screw us with Murphy’s Law? LOL

Lee Henderson
Lee Henderson
1 year ago
Reply to  Winston Wu

That’s 1st grade, the Kennedy asses in a nation probably didn’t happen they are somehow the limited hangout for well meaning people who might have outside the box thoughts. There are numerous inconsistencies in the killings because the story got mixed up and they are leaving clues to each other.

Lee Henderson
Lee Henderson
1 year ago

Apparently Chucky commanded a ship, he followed his creepy uncle boy rapist dicky into the royal navy. They made a money python esque comedy called McWhaley’s revenge where he mocks himself. Billiam price of darkness is supposed to be a coast guard rescue chopper pilot.

Lee Henderson
Lee Henderson
1 year ago

Matt this reality isn’t very real, remember, yes all the media events including school shootings are all fake.

K
K
1 year ago

Not sure who gives Charels the medals but I’m prety sure they are a Freemason. No i don’t thing they run thisentire reality but i think they know that Great Spirit and the Cosmos communicate with living beings with synchronicity and so they put artificial symbols, words, geometria, gangstalking, ect to confuse the signal from the natural source. That way they pollute the real people’s relation with god and keep them weak so they can control them. Very Satanic. Only nature is still pure which they of course destroy even while pretending to save.

K N
K N
1 year ago

Not sure who gives Charles the medals but I’m prety sure they are a Freemason. No i don’t thing they run this entire reality but i think they know that Great Spirit and the Cosmos communicate with living beings with synchronicity and so they put artificial symbols, words, geometria, gangstalking, ect to confuse the signal from the natural source. That way they pollute the real people’s relation with god and keep them weak so they can control them. Very Satanic. Only nature is still pure which they of course destroy even while pretending to save.

Marcus Rukus
Marcus Rukus
1 year ago

This relationship between stars and humans reminds me of Jesus Doesn’t Wants Me for a Sunbeam by the Vaselines and performed but Nirvana during their MTV unplugged : “Jesus, don’t want me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like me”
btw I’d love getting your insights about the huge truth drops in Nirvana’s overall discography (“hello hello how low” Smells like teen spirit, “I swear I don’t have a gun” Come as you are, Dumb, On a plane, Heart shaped box and of course the very telling The man who sold the world unplugged cover version and so on). Kurt Cobain sounds like he was literally speaking on behalf on the devil in many of his songs.

Thank you Matt it’s always comforting to see common sense has not been completely erased from the map yet despite the overwhelming power of the megenda!

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