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The other day I became very appreciative that the classic movies exist, and were made in the last century before the entire reality went insane. Since modern society can’t go back in time to “remake the old movies” in order to destroy them, it works overtime in 2022 to ruin the original concept, idea or franchise. This process is currently being administered to The Lord of The Rings via the horrible Amazon TV series “The Rings of Power.” In this presentation I make fun of what the modern version of the old classic would look like. Most of the examples I give are still considered ridiculous, but for how long
You don’t have to guess what Jethro Clampett would look like in a dress. He’s the tall girl in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.
Jethrine. He did it. Pearl’s “daughter”. Done with a female’s voice. Hilarious.
I had absolutely NO IDEA pancakes were gay. Now I’m going to have to seriously consider changing my diet! Gee, thanks a lot Matt….
Hey Matt…it is good our movies were made before the woke stuff. But we need to preserve highlights via oral history amongst ourselves. In this digital age you know how these things change, and how the changes seem to propagate through reality, as we’ve inexplicably seen.
Hey Matt, it’s guys…my husband of 12 years and I have listened to you almost everyday for years now. We have listened to you for so long that I can not even remember if he introduced your videos to me or I introduced them to him. He would remember though, he remembered everything. I can’t ask him for awhile; His soul left his earthly body, last Sunday morning October 9th. It was a hit and run. He was only 37. We just had our only child, a daughter, a little over a year ago. I wanted you to know how much we enjoy listening and thank you for always being someone he could listen to. Thank you for the the deep dives, the entertainment, the hard belly laughs, and most precious, the memories. We were very close and listening to you brought us even closer. Thank you in advance, because it’s great to do something my husband and I did together. Our daughter and I will continue to listen, your familiar voice brings us comfort as we continue to…worry about ourselves. Thank God we didn’t follow the norm and never fell in line. My husband always wanted to donate to you when he could, I plan to make good on that when I can.
God bless you
Thankyou for not following. Your a wonderful mother. Much love and gratitude to you and your daughter, stay strong sister.
Thank you so much for your words of kindness. ❤ Much love and blessings to you
So sorry to hear about this sudden loss. Pull your daughter in tight and I know that love will help you through. This is not an easy hand to be dealt but life does not deliver us challenges we cannot handle…have faith you can make it through,
Sending you much love and strength.
Thank you… I believe your words and am grateful to you. I know God will give me the strength to make it through. She is my reason for living and she gets me through each day. We need all the love and strength we can find right now, it’s only getting more difficult as the shock wears off. I will continue to be strong for my daughter and my husband, William. The love and life we shared and our daughter is everything to me. I will do all I can to keep that love and those memories alive.
Much love to you as well❤ and God bless you.
Rob, please see Matt gets Chardee’s other account email (see below) and resends his reply because you are the one who has access to it. How about a button to contact admin? I can’t find it.
So sorry. My mother lost my father suddenly from a heart attack when I was young. You are not alone. Maybe think about a grief support group. I was part of one earlier this year when I lost my brother. I found it helpful, but of course everyone is different. Will keep you in prayer.
I am sorry for you and your mother’s loss. Losing a love one is even more difficult when it is sudden and unexpected. Missing my husband hurts, knowing our daughter has to grow up without a father is excruciating. There are so many awful or absent fathers, but hers was not. He was loving, caring, devoted, patient, fun, hard-working, selfless, honest…a beautiful soul. My heart goes out to you. I am sorry about your brother. It’s good you sought support. It helps me so much to talk about about my husband and share his memories. My family is supportive, but I think talking to people who are going or have gone through similar grief would be helpful. Thank you for your kindness and prayers.
Love and blessings,
It’s sounds like you’re taking it as well as anyone can if you are able to talk about it so soon. Your husband is still with you and you will see him again. I have no doubt.
I do admit the first two weeks is just shock, complete disbelief. The pain is growing and half the time my mind still refuses to except the truth. It feels like a protection mechanism to keep me from falling apart. When reality hits, and it hits hard, it’s my faith in God and knowing that we will be together again that gets me through each day and night. I see my beautiful husband and feel his presence in my daughter and the beautiful memories. As Rob said, I hold her tight and that love gets me through. Your words of kindness bring me comfort, thank you for the love.
Chardee, Matt does not read these comments on Freevoice because he says he does not have the time to read these plus the YouTube comments plus all his emails. I will forward your comment to him because I know it will mean a lot to him. I do not know if his email is still public on his sites-you can look and see. Again, I am so sorry for what you are going through. With love, JF
Matt emailed you twice but the emails were returned. Just letting you know:) So he did read your note, anyway.
JF, thank you so much. I couldn’t find Matt’s email. I was going to initially leave a comment on yt for Matt but thought the freevoice community would be smaller and the comment more easily seen by him here. Thank you for forwarding my comment to him. I’m so glad he saw it. I made an account here with my real name and main email and then when I couldn’t change my name, I made another with Chardee and my Gmail account that is so full it won’t send or receive emails anymore🤦♀️. I wish I would’ve received his email, it makes me so happy, though, to know he did read my note and did try to respond.
Much love and blessings,
This is my other account…😁
Love you all!!
Ok, will see Matt gets it!
Matt is having trouble with his email right now, but he told me to tell you (we have been friends for several years), that he feels for you and thanks you for sharing your story with us. I guess I’m like his secretary. LOL
Cinema hit its peak through the twentieth century. It’s been downhill after that.
This is also National Pizza Month, but unfortunately no Pizza Pride Parade…
Woah! Isn’t every month national pizza month already? haha!!
Pizza The Hutt will be pleased…
Apparently Matt has not heard of my favorite Star Wars fan-theory: Darth Jar Jar theory, which has Jar Jar secretly a Jedi bad guy.
I was so offended by the ‘get girls to like sci-fi by watering it down’ agenda (I had a sister and didn’t think about the merchandise angle at the time) I noticed when I saw ewoks and not a wookie planet that I basically boycotted star wars since that moment. I tried to watch the the later movies over the decades and seem to remember Jar Jar but don’t have the meme-angst about him. My normie roommate played a reaction video where people saw Luke in whatever that new star wars tv show was and grown men were crying and orgasming because they added an old character back for a moment or two – it felt so utterly alien, weird and strange to me to see these grown-ass men uncontrollably blubbering and spooging in their spandex tights over a tv show – it scared me. How conditioned are people by this franchise? Then I extrapolated – that is how they sold the Bible to people centuries after it was relevant to their own cities as ‘real enough to kill and die for’ – they just made it the biggest and bestest special effects fest (with the artwork and cultural ubiquity) – grown ass men just blubbering as their love for the franchise was that strong. Thanks for letting me state a weird theory!
I sincerely began a script for the re-boot of “Three’s Company” where Janet and one of the other girls (it doesn’t matter) are still single and still their same old selves. The forlorn goldengirls sit in the SAME old kitchen passing a gallon of ice cream back and forth when the doorbell rings.
Janet hops up and goes into the SAME living room and answers the SAME door. A chiseled featured man in his late 50’s, built like a rock, wearing a mechanic stained wife-beater tee, holds a young androgynous figure dressed “goth” with blue hair uncomfortably by the elbow.
“Colonel Roper…What a surprise!”, exclaims Janet as she primps her hair and unwrinkles her dress torso.
“Do you know this kid? I caught him snooping around my parts cycle….Do you know how hard these old Indians are to come by? I mean…”
“Uh…No Colonel. I don’t know him,” interrupts Janet.
“I saw him at Jack’s funeral this afternoon!”, chirps in the blonde girl.
The retired Navy Seal grandson of the Ropers drops the boy’s arm. “He says he’s Jack’s son.”
The boy is sitting in the middle of the
sofa with the three adults pacing.
The idea blew up. I realized I’d get shadow banned for eternity and loose my banking rights if I continued. The un-PC jokes and ludicrous innuendo might have been taken to far. 🤣
Oh. The boy says he’s Jack Jr. … the product of Jack’s $10 an hour girlie mag modeling job from season 1 or 2 and the model that was there. He’s anti-authority, anti-establishment and has no idea who is at all. He is 15, and his mother died. He knew the magazine Jack was in with his mom and saw Jack’s obituary.
The Colonel is a retired ultra-conservative Navy Seal and avid antique motorcycle mechanic. He inherited the building and lives downstairs. Of course the “goldengirls” compete awkwardly for his attention.
The girls are unchanged…except 65.
Men got weak and stopped shaming degenerate behavior. No real conspiracy there. Stop being a fag and call it what it is, gross.
Matt, here is the secret that no one in the modern world is really aware of: All humans were originally andrognyous. This is why men have nipples, and why women have to shave their legs and wear a copious amount of makeup just to be presentable. Other than differences in skeletal structure, there is a very fine line separating the genders. This fine line is currently being exploited by this corrupt reality for unknown reasons, but you can see how it is achieving it through the use of Atrazine in the water supply. Atrazine is an endocrine disruptor, and demasculates males, and makes females aggressive. Atrazine is the reason why the alphabet people exist in the first place – it’s an environmental toxin that affects all living things. Youtube has since removed the work of Dr Tyrone Hayes, videos which he demonstrates Atrazine being used on frogs, in very small amounts, which, in turn, eventually turned them into females. In the video in question, the biological male frogs eventually developed ovaries and were producing eggs. It was very disturbing, but very enlightening. Humans are no different and are not an exception.
Artisophanes mentioned this in Plato’s Symposium about the original humans: “In the first place, let me treat of the nature of mankind and what has happened to it; for the original human nature was not like the present, but different. The sexes were not two as they are now, but originally many in number; there was man and woman and neuter and too many others to count. The people were of two or more bodies, joined as I will describe. There was man-man, woman-woman, man-woman, man-neuter, and as many other combinations as might be imagined. The names of these combinations are now lost, but might be conceived as a combination of the component parts, such as is for the word ‘Androgynous’ formed of ‘ándras’ for male and ‘gynaíka’ for female. In the place of man-woman, the primeval person was round, their back and sides forming a circle; and they had four hands and four feet, one head with two faces, looking opposite ways, set on a round neck and precisely alike; also four ears, two privy members, and the remainder to correspond. They could walk upright as humans now do, backwards or forwards as they pleased, and they could also roll over and over at a great pace, turning on their four hands and four feet, eight in all, like tumblers going over and over with their legs in the air; this was when they wanted to run fast. The others were as I have described them, but in infinite combinations and with bodily parts in proportion, because the stars of Uranus are infinite, and Prometheus sculpted us in the image of his father. Terrible was their might and strength, and the thoughts of their hearts were great, and they made an attack upon the gods; of them is told the tale of Otus and Ephialtes who, as Homer says, dared to scale heaven, and would have laid hands upon the gods. Doubt reigned in the celestial councils. Should the gods kill them and annihilate the race with thunderbolts, as they had done the giants, then there would be an end of the sacrifices and worship which humans offered to them; but, on the other hand, the gods could not suffer their insolence to be unrestrained.
At last, after a good deal of reflection, Zeus discovered a way. He said, ‘Methinks I have a plan which will humble their pride and improve their manners; humans shall continue to exist, but we will cut them in two, and then they will be diminished in strength and increased in numbers; this will have the advantage of making them more profitable to us. They shall walk upright on two legs, and if they continue to be insolent and will not be quiet, we will split them again and they shall hop about on a single leg.’ He spoke and sent the others out to cut humans apart, like a sorb-apple which is halved for pickling, or as you might divide an egg with a hair. The gods dispersed over the world and set about in their work; and as the gods cut them one after another, they bade Apollo give the face and the half of the neck a turn in order that man might contemplate the bisected side of themself; they would thus learn a lesson in humility. As the gods went about, doing their work, Wise Athena discovered some humans who bore no scars, yet had no second body. They were physically weaker than the others, having only one body, and had been forced to do more than their share of the work; they pleaded with her to shield them from the other gods, for fear that Zeus would cut them and they would have to live with only one leg, forever weaker and forced to do the labor of others. They promised to hold her and any who aided them above all the other gods and to make extra sacrifices to her, would she but aid them. And so, with aid from Artemis and Hestia, Athena hid them from the other’s sight. As the others split humans, Apollo was bidden to heal their wounds and compose their forms. So, while he gave a turn to the face, he pulled the skin from the sides all over that which in our language is called the belly, like the purses which draw in, and he made one opening at the center, which he fastened in a knot (the same which is called the navel); he also molded the breast and took out most of the wrinkles, much as a shoemaker might smooth leather; he left a few wrinkles, however, in the region of the belly and navel, as a memorial of the primeval state.
When this was done, the gods feasted and celebrated their cleverness; while they were drinking, Artemis came to her brother, and bade him to make the same healing changes to the humans she hid that they might go out and be hidden from those who would do them harm. Apollo Iatromantis, the Healer-Prophet saw these humans had great potential for not only the crafts of Athena, but for the healing arts and for music, and did as his sister bade. However, he had drunk greatly from the jars Dionysos had brought forth, and in his inebriated state, remade the genitals of some of these humans, and some who had been split, in a manner unlike the true gender of the person, though the gods did not notice this at the time, drunk as they were on wine.
After the division, the many parts of the humans, each desiring their other half, came together, and throwing their arms about one another, entwined in mutual embraces, longing to grow into one. They were on the point of dying from hunger and self-neglect, because they did not like to do anything apart; when one of the fractions died and the others survived, the survivors sought another mate, being the section of the missing gender, and clung to that. They were being destroyed, when Zeus for pity of them invented a new plan. Some that Apollo had reformed yearned stronger for their missing parts, and called out in an agony to the gods and so Zeus took pity and sent Apollo, aided by his child Asklepios and grandchildren Akeso and Aegle reunited the two bodies as one, but in the same form as the others so that they might still be of the same use; these sorts are, to this day, among us, outwardly of one body but still of the two or more genders they once had. After this was done, Zeus turned the parts of generation round to the front, for this had not been always their position, and they sowed the seed no longer as hitherto like grasshoppers in the ground, but in one another; and after the transposition the male generated in the female in order that by the mutual embraces of two they might breed, and the race might continue and in new combinations of gender and whom we love; or otherwise they might at least be satisfied, and rest, and go their ways to the business of life, so ancient is the desire for one another which is implanted in us, reuniting our original nature, making one of two or three, and healing the state of humans. Each of us who were separated, having one side only, like a flat fish, is but the indenture of a human being, and we are always looking for our other half. Men who are a section of that double nature which was once called Androgynous are lovers of women; the women who are a section of the woman do not care for men, but have female attachments; lesbians are of this sort; peoples who were originally of two or more parts are of the sort we call ‘amphiphylóphilos’, ‘lovers of both’, and they are especially favored by Eros.
Some indeed assert that these various ones I have described are shameless, but this is not true; for they do not act thus from any want of shame, but because they are valiant and beautiful, and have a strong countenance, and they embrace those which are suited to them when they desire for pleasure or for the creation of children. And these when they grow up become our statesmen, our teachers, our generals, and our great artisans which is a great proof of the truth of what I am saying. When they reach adulthood, they are equally involved in all manners expected of good citizens; but they are unsatisfied if they may not be allowed to live with one another and wed; and such a nature is prone to love and ready to return love, always embracing that which is suited to them. And when one of them meets with their other parts, the actual half of themself, whatever gender they be, they are lost in an amazement of love and friendship and intimacy, and one will not be out of the other’s sight, as I may say, even for a moment: these are the people who pass their whole lives together; yet they could not explain what they desire of one another. For the intense yearning which many of them has towards the others does not always appear to be the desire of lover’s intercourse, but of something else which the soul of either evidently desires and cannot tell, and of which she has only a dark and doubtful presentiment. Suppose Hephaestus, with his instruments, to come to the pair who are lying side by side and to say to them, ‘What do you people want of one another?’ Most would find it hard to explain. And suppose further, that when he saw their perplexity he said, ‘Do you desire to be wholly one; always day and night to be in one another’s company? For if this is what you desire, I am ready to melt you into one and let you grow together, so that being two you shall become one, and while you live, live a common life as if you were a single person, and after your death in the world below still be one departed soul instead of two, I ask whether this is what you lovingly desire, and whether you are satisfied to attain this?’ With the exception of those I have described who were whole from their creation, there is not a one of them who when he heard the proposal would deny or would not acknowledge that this meeting and melting into one another, this becoming one instead of two, was the very expression of his ancient need, and the same goes should those two be three or more, even should they already be female and male or some other combination of genders in one body, for those are the ones who were of three or more parts originally. And the reason is that human nature was originally one and we were a whole, and the desire and pursuit of the whole is called love. There was a time, I say, when we were one, but now because of the wickedness of mankind the gods have dispersed us, as the Arcadians were dispersed into villages by the Lacedaemonians. And if we are not obedient to the gods, there is a danger that we shall be split up again and go about like outline-carvings on the tombs, with our noses sawn down the middle, and may thus become like tokens of split dice. Wherefore let us exhort all men to piety, that we may avoid evil, and obtain the good, of which Eros is to us the lord and minister; and let no one oppose him. For if we are friends of the gods and at peace with them, we shall find our own true loves, which rarely happens in this world at present.
But they who were never a section of two, being already whole and needing no counterpart to fulfill either their physical or romantic needs, need only go about their lives in contentment to please the gods, pursuing their crafts and their logic in worship of Athena, or in the hunt or contemplation of prophecy for worship of the Twins of Leto, or in maintenance of their homes, to honor Hestia, all who once shielded them.”
In mythology, whenever ‘gods’ are mentioned, you must replace it with ‘nature’, because that is exactly what it is.
If you want a movie with a truth drop, look no further than The Dark Crystal (1982) (terrible movie with high production value), but the Skeksies and the Mystics, and even the Dark Crystal, which represent this Notnilc reality in a physical form, are all truth drops about duality, the genders, and the limitless evil of this place.
They’re doing all this stuff to reduce the population, they already enslaved us for centuries building out the infrastructure, they don’t need us anymore, the gender confusion is to foster infighting and discourage reproduction, especially among intelligent people who could displace the spoiled foolish progeny of the powerful.
“I” for “1” love Roman numerals….sorry, anytime someone says “I for one” I think of this stupid joke my daughter told me years ago.
Anyway, why do you think the masses just adopt this woke BS so easily? I just can’t fathom the jello minded simpletons that swallow everything hook, line and sinker.
so boring . somebody get this old man his soup , and some pee bags for his floor and straightjacket rename channel quantum of gay exodus 20 7 all day long for this fool .
Need a hug bro? why watch a channel you hate? Go watch Globebusters – everyone is sane there and the topics are less weird.
I think he’s just trolling.
My (normie) roommate and I are two straight white guys who watch tv on the same big couch everyday with about 5 feet of ass-space between us. We are basically too old, poor and ‘been there done that’ to accept casual relationships and can wait for the right woman, forever if necessary.
We are binge watching a few episodes of Lost every night and were not offended or disturbed in any way by the few scenes where a character is presented as gay. The inclusion of a gay ‘Other’ made the show better, it made the Other’s even more mysterious to have an element of the ‘real’ world mixed into the fantastical world of the island. It was appropriate and felt ‘natural’ plot-wise and showed that you can be inclusive without being ‘in your face’ about it.
That being said, the f-ing commercials, my god, I swear that the AIDS suffering ‘nature lover’ and his also afflicted partner (labeled as a ‘foodie’) are AI generated – the art in the gallery that the old couple in the same commercial (who also have HIV) are in looks AI generated but that isn’t my ‘horseshit conspiracy’ just the starting point as I’ve been expecting AI actors in commercials since that 1980s movie Looker – add in the tech in the 1990’s movie Rising Sun and it’s not a stretch to believe AI actors at all – decades later.
So the commercial for a new HIV medicine states that you can’t spread the virus if it cannot be ‘detected’ basically the medicine brings the virus to undetectable levels (with less pills) is the selling point (who knew there there was a competitive market for such medicines).
To the already woke, the commercial is simply a sign of the progress of modern pharma, less pills to get to the level of living with the virus without guilt of spreading it at an orgy or casual encounter.
Ok so the Walking Dead gave us the big bombshell when the scientist told Rick that everyone turns into a zombie when they die as everyone has the virus already. I’m not saying that HIV is like that however considering they also have PunkyBooster commercials – I suspect the subliminal part is to get people to put these common ideas together to imply that everyone has the C-Vee but it is undetectable (and thus un-spreadable) – the Brewsters, on sale now at a drug-store near you (with a shelf life ticking away like a pile of “organic” bananas at Wal-Mart) will keep you undetectable and thus not able to spread the C-Vee virus. People will voluntarily choose the Brewster, even after the president said it was over, because they feel that the C-Vee virus will never go away – HIV never goes away, everyone has the zombie virus already but you can keep it undetectable by getting the Brewster. Too much of a conspiracy? If the thought occurred to me consciously then the thought might just occur to someone unconsciously. What do you all think?
AIDS is a hoax, the AZT and the lifestyle are what kills. That’s why so many people have managed to take those pills a essentially “cure ” it.
Thank you Matt, and Rob.
The system is very pleased with this presentation.
I noticed the actor Bill Pullman fulfilled his humiliation ritual on the Netflix TV series ‘The Sinner’, in a submissive type role.
You will have a job offer arrive from Disney tomorrow! Starting salary $5m per year Matt! They think you are a genius.
“And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them.” Genesis 1:27
I’m sick of being accused of hating or fearing people just because I don’t want to have my personal space
or entertainment invaded by things that they would not wish to watch individuals of the opposite taste of themselves do. I don’t openly discuss my sexual feelings, activities, wishes or urges around others and I don’t want to hear about yours. Thank you .
Bear, is actually a term for masculinity, hairy, gay men…to 10 bears would work for a “cub” who has “known the love of 10 bears”
We do not need to surrender Rain Bows, Bears or any word or term to represent manufactured labels that have nothing to do with what is important in this life….so NO I do NOT surrender words to those in charge of initials and agendas…no thanks
There was Lando Calrissian, Mace Windu…and Darth Vader’s voice were all black. Jar Jar was some sort of weird Rasta alien.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are mocked for acting like a gay couple on the movie Dogma.
Hey Matt, check out this truth drop